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14 October 2011

Fenomena Ayu TingTing

Filed under: Selingan Sekedarnya — yosnex @ 6:36 am

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Rekapitulasi Definisi Ting Friday, October 14, 2011 8:37 AM

Mengikuti dg seksama ttg Fenomena Ayu Tingting, berikut liputan selengkapnya :
*diedit sesuai frasa “Ting/Thing” & tanpa pengulangan*
Kiriman sejak 10 Oktober jam 7:42 dekat Kota Bandung

01.Masih perawan = Ayu tingTing.
02.Lagi hamil = Ayu bunTing.
03.Lagi kesusahan = Ayu genTing.
04.Suka online = Ayu chatTing.
05.Suka arung jeram = Ayu raftTing.
06.Suka smack down = Ayu banTing.
07.Yang kerja di Percetakan = Ayu prinTing.
08.Orang papua = Ayu keriTing.
09.Ayu yg kerja di pabrik rokok = Ayu linTing.
10.Ayu yg suka ketawa sendiri = Ayu sinTing.
11.Yuni Sri Wahyuni : ayu sing sibuk rapat = Ayu meeTing
12.Ummu Gabz : ayu sing gak punya tangan = Ayu kitTing.
13.Iwik Pratiwi : ayu yang lagi tersipu sipu = Ayu salTing.
14.Agus Mujiono : Ayu gaene ngedoli lengo klentik = Ayu canTing
15.Agus Mujiono : Ngamen di surabaya = Ayu klanTing
16.Sumeniek Permana : Ayu sing digoleki terus = Ayu penTing
17.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing kate dirabi = Ayu dipersungTing
18.Yuni Sri Wahyuni : sing keterak angin = Ayu munTing.
19.Hadlori Dorie Kanigoro : ayu sing senengane nyukur = Ayu gunTing.
20.Iyung Anam : pemain sinetron = Ayu shooTing.
21.Haryoso Wicaksono : ayu sing senengan-e mangan permen-kacang = Ayu tingTing
22.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing senengan-e badminton = Ayu netTing
23.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing jerawat-e cilik-cilik : Ayu *jerawat-e* mlenTing
24.Saphira Ime :    entek, kari Ayu methinThing. (?)
25.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing melapisi ijazah-e / KTP-ne karo plastik = Ayu laminaTing
26.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing nggoleki Sesuatu = Ayu someThing.
27.Haryoso Wicaksono : koncone Ayu sing dadi anak tunggal lanang gak duwe dulur meneh = Ayu ontanganTing.
28.Saphira Ime : Ayu sing tibo teko nduwur gentheng = Ayu kebanTing
29.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu tuku es cream, terus kesuwen dadi-ne leleh/mbanyu = Ayu melTing
30.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing dadi sales = Ayu markeTing
31.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing mari nyalon nglurus-ne rambut-e = Ayu smooThing
32.Yuni Sri Wahyuni : Ayu sing kurus banget = Ayu sak biTing.
33.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing senengan-e SeaFood = Ayu kepiTing
34.Ummu Gabz : Ayu sing seneng diskonan jenenge = Ayu korTing.
35.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing gawene lali gak nutup lerekan = Ayu rezliTing.
36.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing gawene awe awe lek kate menggok, Ayu ReTing.
37.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing penggaweane ngef-be = Ayu posTing.
38.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu  sing senengane nulis = Ayu Writing.
39.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing kerjo ng  warnet = Ayu  BooThing.
40.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing pengin dadi artis tp gak tau lolos seleksi = Ayu  casTing.
41.Ummu Gabz : ayu sing senengane main gitar = Ayu berdenTing
42.Ummu Gabz : ayu sing suka menggambari tubuhnya = Ayu *body* painTing
43.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing dadi kuntilanak = Ayu haunTing..(haunting=menghantui)
44.Ummu Gabz : Ayu sing gak pernah pakke BH = Ayu puTing.
45.Ummu Gabz : Ayu yg suka menghabiskan makanan (waktu bayi) = Ayu tekTing. (?)
46.Iwik Pratiwi : Kembarane ayu sing ndik daerah = Ayu RanTing, = ayu sing penek-an  uwit
47.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing gulu-ne ditekek = Ayu piTing
48.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu ikut ujian = Ayu tesTing
49.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing lagi engkel engkelan = Ayu debaTing.
50.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing lagi mikir = Ayu concentraTing
51.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing dadi detektif = Ayu Interrogating.
52.Iwik Pratiwi Ayu sing lagi ngitung Ayu CompuTing.
53.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing melaporkan berita di TV = Ayu reporTing
54.Ummu Gabz : ayu sing nyautan = Ayu konekTing
55.Haryoso Wicaksono : Ayu sing ngedit tulisan iki = Ayu sunTing = Ayu ediTing *meh podho karo dipersunTing, tapi seje arti*
56.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing lg omong2an = Ayu communicaTing.
57.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing detektive = Ayu investigaTing.
58.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing ngurusi wisuda = Ayu graduaTing.
59.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing pinter menyesuaikan diri = Ayu adapTing.
60.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing dipek anak = Ayu AdopTing.
61.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing lagi ngetest = Ayu evaluaTing.
62.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing senengane tiru tiru = Ayu Immitating.
63.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing mbuseki tulisan = Ayu OmmiTing.
64.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing lagi demo = Ayu demonstrating.
65.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing lagi takok2 = Ayu interrogating.
66.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing lagi nerjemahno = Ayu translaTing.
67.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing pengin ngerti sastra = Ayu interpreTing.
68.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing motone seksi sajake ajak ajak = Ayu inviTing.
69.Iwik Pratiwi : Ayu sing tibo pas lari lari = Ayu terpelanTing.

1 Comment »

  1. ha….ha…ha….

    Ayu yang curang = cheaTing
    Ayu nu poek = PeuTing
    Ayu dari Batak = Ginting

    Comment by ahmad — 15 October 2011 @ 4:52 am


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